April 2009
wanna know what's fucked up?
my grandparents are accusing me of stealing from them. i would NEVER steal from them, EVER.
my heart just tore a little.
my grandparents are mad at me so they changed the...
jerks.
gone for nearly a week and i get 10 new followers....
Accents Are Only Attractive On Attractive People
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i concur.
"Does The Horrific Taste Of Vagina Become Less... →
lisforjustice:
lulz, just watch…
i fucking LOVEEEE pot psychology! :))))) Automatic Reblog.
yesterday i was blowing bubbles and playing games...
it was the first time in a long time i felt peace.
i love kids.
today i heard our song. i would've flown to you if...
no matter what mood i'm in; my itunes knows what...
you're pissing me off
stop pretending you don’t like him, i know you do.
i’m only pissed off because i hate that you’re lying and i just want you to admit it.
everyday that you're gone; i miss you the most...
mum wants to meet my "boyfriend"
mum; well, can i meet him?
me; no.
mum; why not?
me; he's nothing special.
mum; then why are you with him?
me; because he's good in bed, why else?
mum; you get that from me.
me; mum.... ew. just... ew. no more words.
mum; no but seriously, why can't i meet him?
me; because i don't like him very much, i thought i made that clear.
mum; hahahah, "like mother like daughter" that saying is so true.
me; wrong, you are disgusting and i... i am perverted... there's a difference.
mum; hahah, i love you jessi.
me; likewise. now, where are my tacos?
yeahhhhhhhh baybayyyyyyy! ;]
i was called a "hater" today.
because i don’t fancy a guy who fancies me. LOL
he was really immature about it… should i mention that he’s older than me? lol
Everyone is replaceable.
(via hannahisdead)
not everyone.
you are such a tease.
she finally finds a man she trusts. one who sees...
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and then he has to leave, because the army has a claim on him, too.
:( story of my life.
me mum just seriously bought me condoms
i’m so surprised yet so thankful :) lol
i've never felt so beautiful.
i dig him lots.
because he’s, both, gentle AND rough :p
he even kisses good :)
to everyone who asked how i was in return;
i’ve honestly, really, never been better :))))
(thank you for asking :)
TUMBLR!
:))))))))))))))) how are you ?
someone take me to a rave
i wanna go! i’ve never been to one! :(
so apparently;
i have a great booty hahahahahah. and i’m “spectacular / gorgeous”. LMAO.
boys are silly :p
thou shalt not ask for a kiss; thou shalt take one
you keep asking; i’m gonna keep saying no.
someone shoot me; i like him too much for my own...
Reblog with the story of your first kiss.
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just got off of work from the cinema and we were talking about going to the park (it was midnight) so we went because i didn’t want to go home anyways, we sat to chat on the swings then all of a sudden he layed it on me :)
i'm crushing pretty hard on two different lads.
mike and james…. shit son. they’re both amazingggggggggggg !
it sucks kinda lol
my next bootycall better know how to give one HELL...